WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA
*rain sounds*
AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG
*it’s a shower*
WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA
*there’ll be screaming*
AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG
*but for now, you’re just sitting there innocently on the floor, naked, because that’s how you shower*
WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA
Ladies and peeps, this is the story you’ve waited for
AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG
You’re sitting in the shower, your sweat washing through the floor
AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG
‘Cause buried in your bones, there’s an ache that you can’t ignore
You take in a breath, you let go your mind
The troubles of the day are left behiiiiind
Not fighting, just sitting there, running water
It’s only this moment, don’t care what comes after
That peaceful dream, can’t you see it getting closer
Just surrender ’cause you feel the feeling taking over
It’s warmth, it’s comfort, it’s flooding over
It’s a solace in the stress and you have pure devotion
But there’s something hanging on the strut of the drain, holding on so tight,
What is it? Do you wanna know?
Cause it’s covered in all the blackened slime
And it’s spreading like foul, poisonous grime
Impossible residue, it’s floating toward you
Oh, this is the grossest shower.
You lift it up, up out of the drain
And you can’t stop it now!
Watch there that grotesque hue, floating toward you
Oh, this is the grossest shower!
Colossal it comes, this renegade from the drain
The lost ?hair’s found–you think?–you can’t ascertain.
But you can’t fight it, it’s coming for you, floating at you
It’s only this moment, nothing will come after
If it touches you, oh oh, that’s it, you’re dead now
Just get off the floor fast–quickly–cause you don’t wanna know!
The drain’s covered in all the blackened slime
And it’s spreading like foul, poisonous grime
Impossible residue, it’s floating toward you
Oh, this is the grossest shower
You lifted it up, up out of the shower drain
And you can’t stop it now!
Watching the grotesque hue, floating toward you
Oh, this is the grossest shower.
It’s nothing like you’d ever want.
It’s nothing that you’ll ever need.
But it’s here, right in front of you;
this is where you have to be.
It’s nothing like you’d ever want.
It’s the last thing that you’d ever need.
But it’s here, floating right to you;
this is where you wanna scream.
Cause it’s covered in all the blackened slime
And it’s spreading like foul, poisonous grime
Impossible residue, it’s floating toward you
Oh, this is the grossest shower
You lifted it up, up out of the shower drain
Nothing! Can! Stop! It! Now!
Watching the grotesque hue, floating toward you
Oh, this is the grossest shower.
Oh, this is the grossest shower.
Oh, this is the grossest shower.
You know, this really is the grossest shower.